I’ve clearly lost it.

So I got this text today…

Carter:  lola wants to go on maury

Carter:  lola is sad because she doesn’t know who her father is either!

It would seem that my dog wishes that her life was more interesting. And by interesting, I mean, “I don’t know who my father is because I was born at a breeder’s and there were 7 sire poodles and that’s just too many dogs to ‘Mama Mia.’”

Carter:  in other news, lola is upset because she suspects whale of cheating on her with her friend rigby

me:  That two-timing whale 

Carter:  haha i know 

me:  Don’t ever come between two best girl friends, whale. You’ll lose every time.

Picture it: 

Today on Maury, Lola, a beautiful but confused Labradoodle, has been acting out because she never met her father. She finds love in the tortured artist, Whale, but has the undeniable suspicion that he’s being unfaithful. With whom? Her sister-dog and best friend, Rigby. Stay tuned to see how it pans out.

Sorry. Had to. Had to.

(Note: If I had any animation skills whatsoever, which, of course, I don’t, I would give you a clip of Lola running into Rigby repeatedly with Whale in her mouth, which is about as close to chair-throwing as she’s capable of without opposable thumbs.)

I don’t know… the lady does look a bit like a tramp.

Rigby looks distressed. Whale looks thoroughly nonplussed. In the distance, the sound of the treat can shaking echos. All run into the off the set for belly rubs and liver treats, leaving Maury with an empty stage and a confused audience. Whale is left alone and Rigby and Lola scamper off to have a snuggle-nap. Because that’s what best friends/sister-dogs do.

So, my girls like Maury. At least they’re not schtupping the Brussels Griffon next door. That would be a reason to call the doctor. …or maybe the fact that I’m writing about this at all is a reason to call the doctor.

At least it’s not meth, right?

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  1. haha! Cute post! How did that show go from Overweight babies and phobias to being solely paternity tests?

  2. Hi Katie, just stopping by to say how delightful your blog is. Thanks so much for sharing. I have recently found your blog and am now following you, and will visit often. Please stop by my blog and perhaps you would like to follow me also. Have a wonderful day. Hugs, Chris

  3. Annnnndddddddd…….SHE’S BACK! Man, I’ve missed you! Why? Because you’re one hellova funny chick!

  4. Lola’s all, “You BITCH!” to Rigby and Rigby’s all, ” … truth, yo.”

  5. 7 sires is too much to Mama Mia? You went there. And I’m still snorting coffee out my nose. Bring Lola to sushi on Thursday. I must meet her!

  6. Btw, love love love your new profile photo!!!!

  7. Too funny. We all have trials and tribulations in life… thank goodness for sister-friends.

  8. Also chiming in with love for the new profile photo, you glamazon!!

    (Have I possibly solved my own Comments issue? Was it as simple as switching from Firefox to Safari? Dang!)

  9. Thank you for a post that made me smile and laugh………..

  10. I have an in – I can get you a seat behind my husband the cameraman…

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