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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT SOBBING WOMAN IN THE CORNER
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Apparently, I’m a crier now. Once upon a time, I approached life with the measured rationality of a German or, as Tiny Fey so aptly puts, the torpor of…
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THE TOILET PAPER AISLE ON SENIOR DAY IS A METAPHOR FOR LIFE. I THINK.
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I’ve recently found myself with more time on my hands. Naturally, I’ve been spending a lot that time at the grocery store. Is this only a phenomenon for me…
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MINT JULEP RECIPES, JUST IN TIME FOR DERBY
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Like most Kentucky girls, I have opinions about bourbon. Strong, numerous opinions. Out of the many, however, one stands out as being most important. There is a difference between drinking bourbon and sipping bourbon. Your…
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ENCHILADAS AND BEYOND! 1 RECIPE = 5 DINNERS.
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I don’t know about you, but I’m a real sucker for a BOGO. For those of you who didn’t grow up shopping sales, that stands for Buy One Get…
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“MARRIAGE IS AN ADVENTURE, LIKE GOING TO WAR.” – G.K. CHESTERTON
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I’m X. I’m marrying a wonderful man, who we shall refer to as C. C is still trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life….
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“SO, YOU’RE TEAM JACOB BECAUSE HE’S NOT ALWAYS PUTTING BELLA IN A SITUATION WHERE HER LIMBS COULD BE RIPPED OFF?” – A SNOW DAY TALE
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This post contains the longest title ever. This is post also catalogues a classic “If You Give a Moose a Muffin” scenario. If your mom watches the third Twilight…